Wild ThingsOptometrists
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Real eye exams from real doctors, and the loudest frame wall in the Inland Empire. Come in for the prescription. Leave dressed for the gala.

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PD: 212 mmWe measure every face. Every one.

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Seen out and seeing clearly.

Our patients have places to be. Here is where our frames went this season. Tap any photo for the full patient file.

The Frame Wall

Six collections. Zero beige.

Every frame on our wall is fitted by hand in the shop, and every pair gets free adjustments for as long as you own it. Bring them back bent, crooked, or sat on. We fix it.

Three questions

Which Wild Thing are you?

Answer honestly. The frames already know.

A rhinoceros in a pinstripe suit looks through a brass phoropter while an owl optometrist in a white coat adjusts it, in an emerald green exam room with a wall of frames

Which is better?

The exam room

Serious eye care. Ridiculous frames.

The fun stops at the exam chair. Every visit is a full workup with a licensed optometrist, and we take the time to explain what we see.

  • Comprehensive eye examsVision, eye pressure, retinal health and a prescription you can trust, for ages five and up.
  • Contact lens fittingsDailies, torics and multifocals, with a trial pair to take home before you commit.
  • Little Wild Ones examsKids' exams every Saturday, plus bendable, sit-proof frames made for the playground.
  • Dry eye careScreen fatigue and Santa Ana wind season, handled. We build a plan that fits your day.
  • Prescription sunglassesPolarized lenses in any frame on the wall. The Inland Empire sun is not a suggestion.

We bill your vision plan for you.

VSPEyeMedDavis VisionSpecteraSuperior VisionHSA and FSA cards

Reservations

Your table is ready.

Send us a request and we call you back within one business day to lock in your time. Walk-ins for frame shopping and adjustments are always welcome.

A baby elephant, a lion cub and a baby giraffe in colorful kid-size glasses and party hats laugh around a table of cupcakes

We use your number only to confirm this appointment.

Come find the wild ones.

The shop

Hospitality Lane
San Bernardino, CA 92408

Free parking out front, two minutes off the I-10.

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Hours

Mon to Thu
9:00 am to 6:00 pm
Friday
9:00 am to 7:00 pm
Saturday
10:00 am to 4:00 pm
Sunday
Closed, at brunch

Call us

(909) 555-0147

Or book online above. We answer every call during open hours.