[ SET BY HAND AT MUSTARD PRESS ]
That menu taped to
your counter? Ouch.
Paste your price list, menu, or rate sheet exactly as it is, typos and all. Mr. Mustard sets the type before your eyes and hands you a print-ready proof. Free. If you love it, the clean file is yours in one click.
Free proof · No card · Every price exactly as you wrote it
[ Off the press ]
The proof is free.
The clean file is one click.
Approve your prices above, then lift the watermark. Full commercial rights on everything, forever.
[ INSTANT ]
THE PIECE
$97 one time
The proof you are looking at, clean and print-ready, right now.
- Your typeset page with the watermark lifted
- Print-ready PDF (US Letter, 300dpi-class vector type)
- Download the instant you pay, plus a copy by email
- Edit your items and prices on this page before you buy
- Re-download anytime from your email receipt link
- Print it anywhere: local shop, office printer, Vistaprint
[ THE FULL SET ]
THE KIT
$297 one time
One matching system from the same type case: counter, wall, window, and pocket.
- Your PIECE, plus three companions set to match
- A flyer, a business card, and a window or yard piece
- One brand system: same type, same rules, same ink
- Assembled by hand and delivered within 2 business days
- One revision pass included
[ FIVE SLOTS A WEEK ]
THE HAND PRESS
$497 one time
Sarah at the press: your collateral rethought by a human with taste, not just retype.
- Everything in THE KIT
- A working session on your offer: what to feature, what to cut, what to charge more for
- Two concept directions before the final set
- Print vendor handoff (sizes, bleeds, paper recommendations)
- Five slots a week. When they are gone, they are gone.
Prices change every season? The real fix is a website that updates itself. Talk to the studio.
[ How the shop works ]
From napkin to print-ready in a minute.
Paste it, messy
Your menu, rate sheet, or price list exactly as it lives in your texts and napkins. Typos, half-finished lines, "call for rates," all of it.
Watch the type get set
Mr. Mustard sorts your sections, straightens your prices (never changes them), and pulls real type. You review every line before anything is final.
Print it anywhere
The proof is free and yours. The clean print-ready file is $97 and downloads the instant you pay: local print shop, office printer, or online printer.
[ Fresh off the press ]
Real pastes. Real proofs. Zero retouching.
Each of these went in as a messy text blob and came off the press exactly like this, prices untouched.
A diner menu, from nine messy lines
A plumber’s rate sheet, "call for rates" and all
A salon list with four sections and a bridal note
[ Asked at the counter ]
Fair questions, straight answers.
What exactly is the free proof?
Your actual price list, parsed and typeset into a print-ready page design, shown on screen and downloadable as a watermarked PDF. Every price appears exactly as you wrote it. It is genuinely useful for seeing what your counter could look like, and it is yours to keep.
Will it get my prices right?
Yes, by design. Your prices are parsed into a table you can review and edit before anything is final; the type is set from that table, never retyped or rounded. If you can read it on the preview, that is exactly what prints.
What do I get for $97?
The exact page you approved with the watermark lifted: a clean US Letter PDF with crisp vector type, downloadable the moment you pay and emailed to you as a backup. Take it to any print shop or run it on the office printer.
Can I change things after I buy?
Edit your items on the page before you buy (that is the point of the review table). After purchase, THE PIECE includes your final file as-approved; changed your menu? Run a new proof anytime. THE KIT and THE HAND PRESS include a revision pass.
What kinds of businesses does this work for?
Anything with a list of prices: restaurant menus, salon and spa service lists, trade rate sheets (plumbing, HVAC, detailing), gym memberships, pet grooming, tattoo flash rates. If you can paste it, the press can set it.
Why is THE HAND PRESS capped at five slots?
Because it is Sarah personally rethinking your collateral, not a template pass. Five a week is what hand work allows. Sold out means sold out until Monday.
Do I own the files?
Completely. Print them, reprint them, hand them to your printer, put them on the wall. Full commercial rights, forever.
Same studio, moving pictures
Your menu deserves a trailer too
MUSTARD PICTURES storyboards a commercial for your business on the spot, free, and films it for $197.
Take the free Screen Test →And the phones?
The prices are handled. The calls can be too.
The Sidekick Forge trains an AI receptionist on your business in 60 seconds, free, then answers your real line 24/7.
Forge yours, free →Your prices do the talking.
Dress them for it.
The proof takes a minute and costs nothing. Most owners frame it out of spite for the old laminated one.
Run my proof, free