[ A MUSTARD PICTURES PRODUCTION ]
Your business deserves
a better trailer.
Tell Mr. Mustard about your business and he directs your commercial on the spot: a full storyboard, your tagline options, and one cinematic frame of the film. Free. If you love it, roll film and the finished spot is yours within days.
Free screen test · No card · The treatment is yours to keep
[ Roll film ]
From treatment to finished film.
Every spot is generated for your business and hand-reviewed by Sarah before it ships. Full commercial rights, files yours forever.
[ 30 SECONDS ]
THE SPOT
$197 one time
Your storyboard becomes a finished cinematic commercial.
- A ~30 second commercial built from your Screen Test
- Your business, your colors, your story (no stock footage, ever)
- Three cuts: widescreen, vertical Reels, and square feed
- Styled captions burned in (most feeds watch on mute)
- Original score, end card with your name and offer
- Hand-reviewed and delivered within 2 business days
[ HE SPEAKS ]
THE PREMIERE
$497 one time
The talking picture. A voiced spot plus everything you need to run it.
- Everything in THE SPOT
- A voiced, lip-synced lead character (the talkies have arrived)
- A poster frame for thumbnails and print
- The Launch Kit: ready-to-paste ad copy, audience settings, and a $10/day launch checklist
- One revision pass included
- Priority production, delivered within 3 business days
[ ALWAYS FRESH ]
SEASON PASS
$197/mo
A brand-new spot every month, so your ads never go stale.
- One new SPOT-tier commercial every month
- Seasonal angles: holidays, promotions, weather, local moments
- Your ad library grows 12 spots a year
- Fresh creative is the #1 fix for rising ad costs
- Month to month, cancel anytime. One spot per month, no rollover.
[ How the studio works ]
Screen test to opening night in days.
The Screen Test (free)
Tell Mr. Mustard your story. He writes your logline, a six-shot storyboard, and three taglines on the spot, then paints the hero frame of your film.
Roll film
Pick your tier and the studio shoots from your approved treatment: your trade, your town, your colors. No stock footage exists in this building.
Opening night
Sarah reviews every frame by hand, then the cuts land in your inbox: widescreen, vertical, and square, captioned, scored, and ready to run anywhere.
[ The studio reel ]
Watch what this studio ships.
These are our own commercials, made on the exact pipeline that will make yours. We eat here too.
Night Shift
The one that started the studio.
The Graduate
Two characters, one diploma.
Mustard Mode
The arcade spot.
[ Asked at every premiere ]
Fair questions, straight answers.
What exactly do I get in the free Screen Test?
A director’s treatment written for your business on the spot: the logline, a six-shot storyboard, and three tagline options, plus one cinematic hero frame of your commercial painted while you watch. It is genuinely useful even if you never buy: most owners have never seen their business through a director’s eyes.
Is this stock footage with my logo slapped on?
No. Every frame is generated for your business from your storyboard: your trade, your vibe, your town. It is the same pipeline that produced our own commercials, which you can watch right on this page.
How fast do I get my commercial?
THE SPOT lands within 2 business days, THE PREMIERE within 3. Every spot is hand-reviewed by Sarah before delivery, which is why it is days and not minutes.
What if I want changes?
THE PREMIERE includes a revision pass. On THE SPOT, small text and end-card fixes are always free; bigger reshoots are quoted honestly (usually under $50, it is our pipeline after all).
Can Mr. Mustard be IN my commercial?
He is the director, and he takes a cameo when the story calls for it. If you want him co-starring, say so in the intake notes. He does not charge extra. He works for exposure.
What do I actually own?
The delivered files are yours to run anywhere, forever: Meta, YouTube, your website, the TV in your lobby. Full commercial usage rights included.
Why is this so much cheaper than an agency?
An agency shoot runs $1,500 to $10,000 because cameras, crews, and edit suites are expensive. Our studio is an AI pipeline we built and use for our own brand, so you pay for direction, taste, and hand review, not for equipment rental.
The other star
Your ad brings the calls. He answers them.
Mr. Mustard also trains AI receptionists. Forge one for your business free, hear it answer as YOUR front desk, and never miss the customers your new commercial sends.
The Sidekick Forge →Bigger picture?
A whole presence, built for you
Sites, stores, funnels, and AI systems, shipped in weeks by the studio that makes its own commercials. Fixed quote before work starts.
Work with the studio →The big brands have commercials.
Now so do you.
Sixty seconds of your time gets you a director's treatment worth keeping. Filming it costs less than one slow Friday.
Take my screen test