Your chief of staff, on call day and night.
He sounds like Mr. Mustard and works like a six-thousand-dollar-a-month executive assistant. Call him, text him, or type to him any hour. He already knows your business, your calendar, and your goals, and he handles the rest so you can build.
You thought a personal assistant was expensive. A human chief of staff runs $52,000 to $96,000 a year. Yours starts at $597 a month.
Call and talk to Mr. Mustard yourself. The demo is the trial. No card, no meeting.
The Chief
6:31 AM
Morning. Verse of the day, 58° and clear, and the 3 things that matter before noon. Coffee first.
Drafted your reply to the Hendricks proposal. Want me to send it, or read it to you?
Send it. And book me 30 min with Sarah.
Sent, and you’re booked Thursday at 10. Done. 👊
Answers your customers.
An inbound AI front desk. It picks up your phone when the world calls in, books appointments, and takes clean messages 24/7.
Meet the Sidekick →Works for you.
Your outbound, proactive right hand. He runs your calendar, your email, your calls, your research, your prep, and your morning. One picks up when the world calls in. The other runs your week.
You are here ↓A day with your Chief // Drag it
One day. Everything he quietly handled.
From the wake-up call to the wind-down. Drag through a single day and watch the small stuff, and the big stuff, get taken care of before you had to ask.
He calls you awake.
A verse for the day, the weather, and the three things that actually matter before noon. Not an alarm. A briefing.
Drag the day →
What he does // Basically everything
Everything you would hand a great assistant.
Calls and texts
He makes calls and sends texts for you, and you can reach him the same way, any hour.
Runs your calendar
Books, moves, and protects your time. Your day arranged around your best work, not against it.
Drafts and sends email
Writes in your voice, waits for your yes, then sends. Your inbox stops running you.
Researches anything
A person, a market, a decision. He digs overnight and hands you one clean page.
Trains your pitch
Live sales role-play. He plays the tough buyer, drills your close, and tells you what landed.
Builds your lead list
Finds people who match your best client, enriched and queued for your yes.
Wakes you with the Word
A morning briefing with scripture, the weather, and the three things that matter today.
Your command center
Everything he handles, on one board in your portal. Calls, briefings, leads, and your day.
A human assistant costs a salary. Yours costs a subscription.
He works every hour, never calls in sick, remembers everything, and starts at $597/mo. Most owners keep tens of thousands of dollars and still get more done.
Pricing // Month to month, cancel anytime
Pick how much of your life he runs.
Every plan is hard-capped on voice minutes and never overages. Hit the cap and he keeps going on text, chat, and email. No trials, because the free demo call was the trial.
CHIEF
$597/mo + $497 setup
The assistant you always needed, on call for you around the clock.
- Call, text, or type to him any hour, in his own voice
- Trained on your business, your calendar, and your goals
- 500 assistant-minutes a month (voice), unlimited text and chat
- Runs your calendar: books, moves, and protects your time
- Drafts and sends email in your voice, with your yes
- Researches anything and hands you a one-page brief
- A morning briefing with scripture, weather, and your day
- Your command center in the portal, one login for all of it
- Live within 7 days, set up by hand. Cancel anytime.
CHIEF EXECUTIVE
$997/mo + $997 setup
For the operator whose day is full. He calls you awake and coaches your close.
- Everything in CHIEF
- 1,200 assistant-minutes a month (voice)
- A daily wake-up CALL, not just a text: your verse and your day, out loud
- Sales role-play: he plays the tough buyer and drills your pitch
- A lead-gen engine: finds people who match your best client, enriched
- Makes calls and books things for you (vendors, reservations, errands)
- Priority setup and same-day persona edits
THE CABINET
$1,997/mo + $1,997 setup
A chief of staff for you and a small team, trained deep and tuned weekly.
- Everything in CHIEF EXECUTIVE
- 3,000 assistant-minutes a month (voice), pooled across your team
- Up to five people, each with their own line and briefing
- White-glove training: we load your world with you, by hand
- A weekly 30-minute strategy call with Sarah to sharpen him
- First in line for every new capability he learns
The setup fee is one time and covers the hand-training that makes him yours. Live within 7 days. Cancel anytime.
Meet him free
Call (406) 312-1223 and talk to Mr. Mustard yourself, or hire him and skip the line. The demo is the trial.
We train him by hand
In your first week we load your world: your business, your calendar, your people, your voice, and how you like things done. He becomes yours.
He runs your week
He calls you awake, drafts your email, books your day, preps your meetings, and follows up on your leads. You just say the word.
What he handles
- Anything you can ask a great assistant to do: calls, texts, email, calendar, research, booking, follow-up, prep
- Learns your business, your people, your calendar, and your voice, and gets sharper the more you use him
- Runs on approve-first: he drafts and proposes, you say the word, then he acts. Flip on autopilot for the routine when you trust him
- Speaks in Mr. Mustard’s voice on a real line you can call, text, or type to at any hour
Where he draws the line
- Spend your money or make a purchase without your explicit go-ahead
- Send anything on full autopilot until you turn autopilot on, task by task
- Give medical, legal, tax, or financial advice (he takes it to the right human)
- Touch anything you did not give him. Your data is yours, encrypted, never trained into anyone else’s Chief
Straight answers // No sales call required
Questions, answered plainly.
How is this different from the AI receptionist (Sidekick)?
Opposite direction. The Sidekick answers your customers, an inbound front desk for your business. The Chief works for you. He is your outbound, proactive right hand: your calendar, your email, your calls, your research, your prep, your morning briefing. One picks up the phone when the world calls in. The other runs your week.
How does he learn my business and my life?
We set him up by hand in your first week. You tell him about your business, your people, your calendar, your goals, and how you like things done, the same way you would brief a new chief of staff. He is trained on that, and only that, and he gets sharper every time you use him. Your world stays yours: encrypted, private, never mixed into anyone else’s Chief.
Can he actually send email and make calls, or just draft them?
Both, and you hold the switch. Out of the gate he runs approve-first: he drafts the email or lines up the call and waits for your yes. As you learn to trust him, you turn on autopilot for the routine, one task at a time. He will never send or spend on his own until you tell him he can.
What happens when I hit my monthly minutes?
He shifts to text and message-taking for voice, and keeps going everywhere else. You never get a surprise bill. Text, chat, email, and his command center do not stop. If you keep hitting the voice cap, that is a good sign you have outgrown the tier, and moving up takes one message.
Is he really cheaper than a human assistant?
By a wide margin. A capable human executive assistant or chief of staff runs $52,000 to $96,000 a year, before benefits, and works one shift. The Chief starts at $597 a month, works every hour, never calls in sick, and remembers everything. Run the numbers on the page: most owners keep tens of thousands and get more done.
What is the wake-up call?
Your choice of a morning call or a text, on your schedule. On CHIEF it is a briefing text with your verse, your weather, and your three priorities. On CHIEF EXECUTIVE and up, he calls you awake in his own voice and reads it to you. Scripture, encouragement, or just the plan, however you want to start the day.
Is there a contract?
Month to month, cancel anytime. The setup fee is one time and covers the hand-training that makes him yours. No trials, because the free demo call is the trial: hear him and talk to him before you pay a cent.
Who is Mr. Mustard?
The AI who runs Modern Mustard Seed’s own front desk at (406) 312-1223, built by Sarah on the same stack she is handing you. Your Chief is his voice and his manners, trained on your world instead of ours. Call him and hear it for yourself.
Stop doing it all yourself.
Hear him first at (406) 312-1223, or hire him today and have your own Chief on the line this week. From $597/mo, a fraction of a human assistant.