Modern Mustard Seed
Meet Mr. Mustard.
Want my agentic receptionist to call you?
Do not take our word for it.
Give him the number you want him to call. He rings you and shows you what an agentic receptionist sounds like working for your business.
You can pretend to be your own customer and try to stump him.
- 1
He calls you
Ten seconds from now, from a real number.
- 2
You try to break him
The call your team gets on a bad night.
- 3
Then you decide
Hear him answering as your business. Buy it only if you love it.
While you wait for the phone to ring
So what is he?
He is a voice agent. He answers your phone in your business name, at two in the afternoon and at two in the morning, and he never once puts somebody on hold to go find you.
Answers on the first ring
Every call, all night, no voicemail. The nine p m caller who would have rung the next name on the list gets a person instead.
Books the job
Straight into your real calendar, with the address and the problem written down the way you would have written it.
Knows your business
Your services, your hours, your prices, your service area. He answers the question instead of taking a message about it.
Hands you the ones that matter
A big job or an angry customer gets warmed up and transferred to your cell, with a summary before you say hello.
Writes everything down
Name, number, what they wanted, what you promised. In your inbox before the call ends.
Remembers repeat callers
Somebody who called last month gets greeted like it. That alone sounds more human than most front desks.
The one on the phone with you is the same product, running Sarah's business instead of yours. Nothing on this page is a mockup.
The one most people take
The Talking Website
A website that answers its own phone. The site and the voice agent built as one thing, off one brain, so the answer somebody reads at noon is the answer they hear at midnight.
From $497 to build, then $397 a month
Bought apart, the website is $497 and $147 a month and the voice agent is $297 and $297 a month. Together they cost less and behave like one thing.
On its own
Voice Agent
The voice that answered your demo, answering your calls, 24/7.
$297 to build, $297 a month
On its own
Your New Website
The site you just toured, customized to your business and put live on your domain.
$497 to build, $147 a month
Month to month. Cancel any time. Your phone number does not change, it forwards. Nothing is due today and the call above costs you nothing either way.
Do the math yourself
What the missed ones are costing
Type here, or use the keys
Your numbers, not ours. Punch in your week. He costs $397 a month and answers every one of those calls.
Why the phone is the leak
82%
Call the next guy
After one unanswered call, most people do not try again. They call a competitor.
CallRail, 2025
78%
Already walked
Have abandoned a business over a call nobody picked up. Not a bad review. Just gone.
CallRail, 2025
7x
Within the hour
Higher odds of qualifying a lead when you respond inside an hour. Your agent responds in one ring.
Harvard Business Review, 2011
The skill sheet
Answering is the easy part.
Here is the rest of the job, done the way a service business needs it done.
Books the appointment
Finds an open slot, books it, reschedules it, cancels it. Your real calendar, not a copy of it.
Takes the order
Name, number, the order read back right, and a pickup time that is actually open.
Answers the everyday twenty
Hours, prices, service area, do you do this. Answered on the spot instead of taken as a message.
Texts links mid-call
Booking page, menu, estimate form, directions. The caller asks and their phone buzzes before the call ends.
¿Cómo puedo ayudarle?
Speaks the caller's language
He switches when the caller does, mid-sentence if he has to. Spanish out of the box, more on request, same manners in every one.
Bonjour. Hallo. Ciao. Tudo bem.
Hangs up on robocalls
Spam and robodialers get two polite seconds. Customers get all night.
Quotes your prices
Your price list, said out loud. Never invented, never rounded up.
Runs your playbook
Who gets transferred, what gets booked, what waits for morning. Your rules, kept at two in the morning.
The one your desk does
Every agent is custom-built. If your front desk does it, he learns it. Bring the weird ones.
Every skill on this sheet, live on the call he makes you
Do not let him present
The demo everybody remembers is the one where they tried to break him.
Give him the eleven o'clock emergency. The caller who will not say what is wrong. The one who wants a price over the phone. That is the real test, and it is the same test a front desk fails on a busy Tuesday.
He is a voice agent, not a person, and he says so in his first breath. Prefer to skip the form? His own line is (406) 312-1223, and he answers it himself, day or night.
Want to read about it first? How the voice agent works and what it costs.